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by Brian May 13, 2005
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Jesus christ on a bike

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised
Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp
by ph1LL September 19, 2010
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The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.
Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.
by Blue Winged Spirit July 16, 2007
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Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!
by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003
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Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.
Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!
by Boogiman February 17, 2009
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Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
by nethcev! September 1, 2006
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Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.
Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!
by kariusvega May 28, 2018
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