roasty-choasty

The state of being extremely fucking stoned. Can be lengthened to "roasty-choasty pack 'em up and posty".

"I am roasty-choasty to the bone, dude."

"Let's smoke this ozzie, get all roasty-choasty."

by laeiryn June 22, 2006

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

team choad

a group of xangans who constantly talk about fucking each other jokingly, but deep down, they really do lust for each other. A rare specimen often found at home masturbating to sean paul pictures.

hey man. have you seen the new sean paul video? fuck my earhole!

by hawthorne and evan April 9, 2005

choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003

choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other

Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.

by DPAN June 22, 2004

choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

by American Athlete July 30, 2004

choad

slang term for a pilchard

chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.

by king parrot July 16, 2007