by Jett Simp January 30, 2021
Get the Chap mug.Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndrome mug.When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping
It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021
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Get the chapped under-eyes mug.A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception
Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
by acanwhatnow December 13, 2024
Get the Chap GPT mug.The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.
“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!
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