candijew

A Jewish political candidate. Esp. for president.

Michael Bloomberg is a possible candijew for president in 2008.

by Enits July 19, 2007

candilicious

the state of mind exhibited when given candy

My friend Chardae was beautifully candilicious after I gave her a going away present of tasty sweet things.

by paracelsus37 November 6, 2009

Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.

Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?

by The_Cox November 5, 2009

Candie

She's a stripper with love handles and stretch marks to spare. She's crazy and will try to steel any man possible. She never learned to keep her legs closed. She abandons children for her own benifit.

She enjoys committing fraud and taking money from boyfriends, exes, and family

1. See that girl on stage. She is definitely a Candie on the pole.

2. Jill: Here about the bank robbery?
Jack: yeah, crazy huh?
Jill: Such a Candie move.

by The gurl n-xed door August 20, 2010

chadding off

verb - sticking one's hand in one's pants until extreme pleasure occurs

Tom was chadding off in the hallway

by Squatdrop July 18, 2006

Candis-clitrous

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose

she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations

by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003

Candid

Marijuana, weed, pot, chronic

"Man, last night i was passed out on the floor cuz i smoked so much candid"

by Jon Doughty May 4, 2008