Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Funniest show ever made in history featuring Vic Romano, Kenny Blankenship, Captain Tenneal, Guy La Dueche (translated meaning "guy of shit")and alot of contestants just waiting to be humiliated on public television, featured on Spike TV the first network for men with 6 straight episodes every weekday night.
The show was origionally "Tekeshi's Castle" just now it's added a few things;Kenny and Vic (the perverted hosts),Guy La Duche(gay field reporter), and Captain Tenneal (ummm... i dont really know what he is),as well as a voice over commentary.
Simply put: funny show hosted by jackasses where alot of people try to complete events (often failing)

'Nuff said

I watched the show Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and laughed my ass off

by Aqua April 14, 2005

Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

3-beer challenge

The 3-beer challenge is a drinking game in which the contestants drink 3 beers as fast as they can. At the start of the competition, only 1 beer may be opened, and the first beer(wich is already opened) must be on the table. Whoever drinks their 3 beers the fastest wins.

The best part of this game is that after the challenge, everyone gets a good quick buzz afterwards, setting you up for a great night.

I don't even care that I lost to you in the 3-beer challenge, I still got a good buzz and it made your sister look even hotter.

by Justin Jones May 31, 2006

gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

challenge mode

When someone is doing something and you go up behind them and shake them vigorously while shouting, "CHALLENGE MODE!", causing them to totally screw up what they were doing.

It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.

Katy was doing her homework when David came up and shook her shoulders crazily and shouted, "CHALLENGE MODE!!!!11!1111!!1!!!". Katy's homework was ruined because her pencil went all over the place.

Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.

by bullsunshine November 1, 2009

Cable Salad

The mess of cables behind your electronics

Dude look at that, it's a TOTAL cable salad

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016