Casserole

The signature 'sympathy dish' people bring to your house when your life is crappy and they feel sorry for you

You: Man, I feel like shit. I just got dumped via text message, my car crashed into a tree, I'm pregnant and my dog ran away

Your friend/neighbor: Knock knock! I've brought you a casserole!

by failhouse October 14, 2011

Casserole

A series of shit things put together that result in a less than satisfying outcome.

The moron made a complete casserole of the one task he had to do

How did the suit fitting go?
It was awful, he'd made a complete casserole of it.

by Superglands November 15, 2016

capers

to rob somebody for something he got that you want to make a livin

imma catch diz capers up here in da cut

by LOX February 28, 2003

happy camper

Quite literally, someone who is happy doing what they're doing, or has just had a happy experience.
If you're not a happy camper, then you've just had a bad experience.

I went to sleep-away camp in the 1960's-1970's, and this was an old expression counselors used back then. They'd ask us kids, "Are you all happy campers?" to check with us that we were OK. It was a situational rhyme.

by Lisa in MA July 7, 2012

camper

A title given to someone who attempts to protect vital objectives in a game while everyone else goes off to get killed individually because they have no concept of "team."

"U FUKIN CAMPER QUIT CAMPING U FAG"

"I'm guarding the flag, you dumbass. Learn to play."

by the other guy January 18, 2004

Sneaky casserole

When a guy is giving it to a girl from behind and he is at the point of ejaculation and tells the girl he is cumming only to spit on her back and cum in her face when she turns around thinking he is finished

I was nailing my girl doggystyle when i decided i would play a lil trick on her by doing the old sneaky casserole move. When she turned around and got the surpise load i dont know if the look on her face was anger or delight

by GrassShadow September 1, 2010

Green Bean Casserole

When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.

Candy and Deb did a hot green bean casserole last night. You should seen the wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015