calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Calob

Calob also known as cal loves big fat juicy vaginas. He’s is often seen between the breasts of his grandmother and mother. His dream is to be in a anime porn voice over as anime girl number 5. Calob never misses a chance at chugging diet dr. Pepper and stuffing his face with lots of long hard hot dogs. You’ll always want a Calob in your life. He’s ambiguous and kind and may or may not be going under Asian transformation surgery.

“Omfg calob makes me squirm in a bad way bc he’s so naughty”

“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

calorie whore

someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.

Liv has become such a calorie whore.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

caliper

stupid , real rap , oldschool rap

caliper

by bayfurkan00 May 6, 2024

caloflage

A word you would shakesparely/fancily use if you wanted someone to piss the fuck off out if your sight

"Caloflage yourself you twat"

by Lowgs December 8, 2024

Calorate

To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake

Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.

by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025

Calipeekaboo

When a couple pre plans secret public sex by measuring the circumference of the man's penis and cuts a hole in a beach towel to be used as cover while fucking on the beach for pleasure without being seen by other people.

Let's go do the Calipeekaboo!

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025