Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

by Admvd7 August 24, 2021

Buffeted

When you eat so much food at a buffet and feel drunk

Man I got absolutely buffeted last night.

by Jawcooper July 8, 2021

Slut buffet

a house/place of convenience where an unlimited number slutty girls seek full employment. Men and others seeking adventurous moments, typically 15 to 30 minutes come and go constantly.

There is a slut buffet around the corner.

Ey dude, you hungry? Yeah, lets hit the slut buffet.

by La Gordita June 16, 2011

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes April 30, 2023