Tea Bagger

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.

Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

double-bagger

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

baggaz

someone who loses the plot after a few beers and becomes a squinty eyed psycho racist.

uh-oh, he's crossing to baggaz

by The Bogman November 28, 2006

pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.

The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.

by El_Guapo August 29, 2011

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003

drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!

I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!

by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004

tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.

I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!

by Alex April 21, 2004