Bowl barnacle 

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.

Bowl barnacle by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Bowl barnacle 

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

Bowl barnacle by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Bowl barnacle 

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

Bowl barnacle by Kjizzy February 24, 2018

Bowl Winder 

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

Bowl Winder by I-CUP May 25, 2018

bowl weevil 

A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.

I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?

bowl weevil by QuacksO September 14, 2018

bowl gator 

big turd in toilet when one for gets to flush

“Hey steve did you leave the bowl gator in the toilet”

bowl gator by must see bowl gator May 31, 2019

Bowl Quaker 

The Mighty Mornin Fart On The Toilet

Woh ! That Was A Bowl Quaker ! Thats Mass Ass Gas Harrass

Bowl Quaker by The V ONE 2nd To None May 31, 2019