fucking bored

when a pair of individuals reach a state of such intense boredom, that they simply decide to fuck for fun.

dude, we were so bored last knight, that we fucked. We were fucking bored.

by boredgoogoo April 4, 2011

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

boredello

A house of boredom

Man, this place really is a boredello tonight...

by Tim - S April 26, 2006

Bored Text

A text message sent to your friends that usually is used to stop or prevent total boredom. It usually asks a mindless question like "wassup" or "how's it going." The reciever of this text message usually gets annoyed.

Person 1- hey, grl. wassup?
Person 2- Will you stop sending me bored texts?

by smilingblondie95 June 7, 2010

Bored

You know you are "Bored" when you have searched up the word bored on google.

I am so bored, i went onto Urban dictionary and created a deff. for the word bored.

by a Bored dude. May 11, 2011

birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014