bologus

something that is entirely stupid or retarded.....(bogus and boloney mixed)

"That's sooooo bologus dude!!"

by Cryssy May 12, 2006

tony bologna

he is a dumb ass texan ass stupid ass retarded ass nigga that wont shut the fuck up every fucking day like holy shit im gonna fucking kill the cunt if he keeps going cunt he wont stfu about "texas chilli balls" im gonna eat his balls if he keeps talkin about that shit also he cant see out his left eye the reatrd lol like what a head

"Hello tony bologna, you are a nigger and you should kill yourself."

by TheMudaliarMan3000 March 2, 2023

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

[bolos]

1.receiveing oral sex while in the use of a vehicular machine.
2.road head

brah, that chick was givin me bolos last night when i had take her home.

by Hokey808 October 20, 2008

bologna

a large chunky piece of meat used for slapping you in the chin

damn my bologna is all up on your goatee

by matt and jeff November 21, 2003

bolognalingus

The act of eating food in a very erotic manner.

"Dude, the way she's hittin that plate of linguini it looks like she's perfoming bolognalingus!"

by salcat June 24, 2009

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011