I'm on a Boat

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!

by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009

Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.

The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.

by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010

Wooden Boat

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

by Furry Trout December 23, 2008

Boat People

A group of the fucking best guys on Nantucket that go out on a boat every Sunday! They are required to drink many beers, spray urine, make fun of all you non-boat people assholes, and abide by a strict set of rules to ensure a very "waspy" boat day! Boat people rule!!!

Fat lady: What are boat people?
Boat people: We're like a fucking motorcycle gang on the water!
Everyone wants to be Boat People but only a select few make it!

by Beer, Beer, Beer August 20, 2016

Trash Boat

The 37th gender approved by the LGBT.

I'm mad, there is no bathroom for Trash Boats.

by Trash Boat37 February 10, 2017

Dream Boat

A rather sexy individual.

Neil Robert McEachern.

Lacey: "That Nizzle, what a Dream Boat."
Catie: "Golly gosh, he really is!"
Lacey: "I could go for a soda pop!"
Catie: "That would be keen!"

by Catherine Anne, Lacey Anne March 4, 2008

boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

by RnFDoctorZ February 11, 2009