by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019
Get the Blumpkin blockermug. True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
by bloom ken January 16, 2010
Get the Space Blumpkinmug. Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 28, 2013
Get the Upper Blumpkinmug. She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
Get the Blazing Blumpkinmug. In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 7, 2011
Get the cuntry blumpkinmug. It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.
by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Plusmug. I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!
by zallirog July 22, 2015
Get the red blumpkinmug.