bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.

Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.

by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 02, 2017

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 05, 2021

red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

by zallirog July 07, 2015

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 02, 2019

Double blumpkin

Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.

We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.

by Thorbeast March 25, 2022

Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.

“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”

by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023

Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

by Fleshdawg October 07, 2016