Donut Bumper

A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina

Bumper = Bumping donuts together.

Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!

by imsokoolllll October 22, 2023

drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009

you on my bumper

"You on my bumper" basically means, "Get off my back"

(Student to teacher who is directing the student to work), "Ms. Jackson, you on my bumper!"

by AshleyE October 20, 2013

Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

cutie with a bumper

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

by Yoncez February 27, 2017

Ain't no thang just a bumper

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.

"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"

by MsBA September 28, 2021

bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006