Blue MAGA

Like Republican Red MAGA, Blue MAGA are libertarian populists who use organizations like "Justice Democrats" to infiltrate the Democratic Party pretending to be members of the party, running for election in safe Blue districts, and then voting against the party platform, siding with the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene to protect Russian oligarchs, block marginalized communities from getting clean water and modern infrastructure, and even going so far as denying Ukraine and Israel defenses against genocide. In fact, now that their false messiah Bernie Sanders has renounced Hamas, his cult is renouncing HIM. Even though Israel and Judah have lived in the area now known as Israel for thousands of years, occupiers are now calling for genocide of Israel "from the river to the sea," and people like Rashida Tlaib called that genocide "aspirational." Blue MAGA goes so far as to tear down Missing Children posters and killing senior citizens who happen to be Jewish -- which in their minds means "Zionist" or "Soros" or whatever Blue/Red MAGA is calling them this week.
Blue MAGA: "Can you BELIEVE they censured Rashida Tlaib for genocide?"
Decent people: "Didn't you censure Paul Gossar for making anime about AOC?"
BM: "So? You think Blue MAGA's hate is rational???"
by the modhatter November 9, 2023
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Blue Hog

A minor-attracted-person who has an insatiable desire for underage boys, sometimes bordering on obsession.
Mike is such a blue hog; he is always on the lookout for new boys.
by Cicero106 October 27, 2023
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Lou-blue

Louis tomlinson's eye color. aka the exact shade of blue Harry Styles wanted to wear and the walls to be in the Lights Up music video
Everything in the Lights Up music video is Lou-blue.
by Tonniey October 15, 2020
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Twitter Blue

One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.

I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.

Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022
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Friday blues

the feeling you get on Friday night when you wanna go out but have no friends
Anyone wanna hang out I'm having a major case of Friday blues
by Hannieissaotp April 12, 2019
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blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.
Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014
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Blue Blazin

Old school slang for «let's take a smoke»
Blue blazin - «let's take a smoke»

Ayy homie, u wanna smoke?
Ayy homie u crazy?
Ayy homie come here dog!
by Yallamann October 25, 2020
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