ball batter

a males seamen

i covered her face in my ball batter last night

by bjcrabatho March 19, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.

Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.

by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010

Baby Batter

The male reproductive stuff, also known as ejaculate

Clinton got baby batter on Ms. Lewinski's blue dress

by Wordophile May 14, 2005

battery acid

Pay no attention to that other definition. The REAL battery acid is a mixture of a sparks energy/alcohol drink with 2-4 shots of your favorite vodka, preferrably a citrus, making one hip drink. The term "battery" comes from the striking similarity the can has to an energizer battery. Just hook it up and get ready to party.

Partygoer #1: Check out Teo on the dance floor. How's he able to blow up so huge?!
Partygoer #2: Must've had some battery acid.

by crazy b May 16, 2005

butt blaster

A male homosexual that actively and continuously engages in anal sex with another male homosexual. The action of rough anal by two or more queers.

"Yeah. I saw Neil and Bob on Las Olas blasting each others butts behind the queer club.'
"Butt blasters, eh?"
"Yep."
"Dang."

by Dezzie Dee April 17, 2006

Battery Charged

Older woman goes on a date with a young hottie and comes back to work the next day glowing and beaming and radiating sexual energy. Everyone thinks she's had some "work done" but really she's just had her battery charged!

Michelle Pheiffer in that movie "I Could Never Be Your Girl" glides into the office, glowing and everyone takes not that there is something "different about her" Her secretary says "Wow - You look great, have you had some work done?" No (beaming) - Nothing (smirk, sidewise look) She's just had her battery charged.

by hawaiitalent September 14, 2010

scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006