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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
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skinner bj

A blowjob in which you use way too much teeth
Dude, that girl gave me a skinner bj, it wasn't even good anymore
by Hermione444 February 3, 2020
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BJ shout-out

A proclamation prior to, during, or following a sex act that conveys appreciation or acknowledges support, or incorporates situational context into sex talk.
"Right before she started, she told me she'd 'like to dedicate this blowjob to her boyfriend for having great taste in women.'"
"Oh man, she gave you a bj shout-out?"
"Yeah, and it's not just me. Another time, she stopped in the middle to say, 'I'd like to give a shout-out to the Bordeaux region of France for making an excellent bottle of wine.'"
by sub verbo May 14, 2015
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BJ 20july

International blowjob day. Your wife/girlfriend has to give you head at every opportunity all day, even in the car.
Hey babe did you know its BJ 20july today?

Really? Take off your pants let me give you head
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