Investment banger

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."

by doctort123 August 20, 2015

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!

Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!

by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007

banged

a common word meaning to have sex-past tense

"I got banged last night"

by black ivy December 30, 2008

Kirk Beger

The coolest man in the world. All men want to be him and all women want to sleep with him.

That Kirk Beger is fucking awesome!

by The collective people of planet Earth March 26, 2005

Banged Out

gettin ur ass kicked

Big Hale got banged out by notorious b.o.b.

by datrell jenkins April 1, 2005

wang banger

someone who has an overly obsessive addiction to rubbing another guys weiner.

roger's favorite activity is wang banging.

by Dingo Jones May 13, 2005