Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

benefit

an advatage or profit gained from something

i have a benefit

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

benefits outwade the risks

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.

A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023

social benefits analyst

Someone who is on welfare. (usually someone who was previously in a professional role).

Hey, are you unemployed?
No, I'm just a social benefits analyst!

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

domino benefit

All or any of the unforeseen good things that happen when one does an act of kindness, altruism, volunteer.

FOR PEOPLE MY AGE: She reads to the pre-schoolers at the library every Tuesday. She loves it and has done it for years. She did it mainly for herself, her love of books and children, then she discovered the Domino Benefit to the small act of reading to children. One person came up to her and said that she read to them, he read to his son and his son reads to his daughter.
FOR YOUNGER FOLKS: Her mom made her mow the neighbors yard for sneaking out to a party. However, she had a massive Domino Benefit, when every boy on the block came out to help her, she felt like Tom Sawyer, except he was a she and she had no problem with the attention, torturing the boys, and she didn't have to do anything! When she told her BFF what had happened, BFF promptly went out to start the lawn mower, which shocked the hell out of her parents and she got 50.00 and keys to the car for the rest of the weekend!!!!

by Ella Phant December 3, 2014