baklanov

A Russian spy. Baklanov is the kind of guy who can pull up to any swim practice and kick your ass. He’s great at Fortnite and he loves playing with his mugs (Logan, Charlie and JJ)

Oh shit it’s Baklanov

by Logan Frank February 19, 2024

bamland

An extraordinary super human who exceeds every man to walk this earth. With his Godly stature and hypnotic good looks men and women alike cannot resist.

And that always deserves a PP flash!

“Jesus Christ” to which he replies “no it’s bamland but I like the way you think”

by Cushionself March 27, 2024

balan

To balance on a hoverboard.

Balan pus.

by plato! April 12, 2024

Balandana

Balandana is the word used to refer to someone as "Stupid or a Dumbass"

Why is this Balandana calling me eg. Why is this Dumbass calling me

by BROISLESS April 19, 2024

balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024

Bazanza

1. A mythological, uber-potent banana, full of taste, energy, and all the potassium needed to fuel an amazing day. Typically used by people who know how to level up their fruit life.

Example: "Yo, I need to get a bazanza before I hit the gym, I'm low on juice."

2. A term of endearment for something that is unusually awesome, bananas, or of the utmost order in nature.

"That new video you created? Straight up bazanza materia!"

by Quantum Banano April 15, 2025

Bazaan

An extremely attractive man who usually has brown hair and always has a massive penis. One stare can cause even the hottest bitch to faint, so be prepared. Bazaan’s tend to be amazing at sports and 100% have been proven to be successful in life, with a fortune of at leat 10 million dollars. Did we mention he has a big cock?

Man “Bazaan” is amazing

“Bazaan” is who I want to hang out with this weekend.

by Gamblerfolife April 27, 2025