Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

Tower of Babel

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.

“I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”

by bananafish3 July 11, 2010

Babeller

Someone who witters on about nothing, or tries to sound smart but always fails- Pronounced- Bab-ell-er. Also babeling can be used.

john: Oh yes i have the new 2 series 5 speed quad bike
Yourself: Shut the fuck up you babeller

by Dj_Batty February 13, 2007

bagelchip

Something you call someone in a very loud and angry voice when you cant think of a profanity.

She angrily shouted, BAGELCHIP! in frustration as the car backout out in front of her.

by Linkyblank April 20, 2008

babeloid

A babeloid is a sweet nubile confused party chick who drinks all the rum and passes out in your bathroom or in your bed.

"Hey man, check out the babeloids in your bathroom and on your bed."

by adam the bomb February 25, 2009

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

bagel-knapping

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.

"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."

by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011