banterage

Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be working. It can also be done in stealth mode. It is common for the subject matter of the banter to be of a smutty nature and to contain plenty of toilet humour. Other topics of discussion can include football, sexual encounters and general sicko talk. It is believed that the word originated in Brighton between a group of lads that went to Cardinal Newman school.

'That was some great banterage today boys'

by The Yam August 9, 2006

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

Jew baiter

More than just an anti-semite, an anti-semite that constantly take his views in to the public view (newspapers, tv shows, radio, etc.) They will blame the Jews for any problems that arise; they are almost always convinced that there is a worldwide Jewish conspiracy that controls the world.

Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were jew baiters.

by whodunit? May 16, 2006

granny basher

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70

Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@

by Cabal January 9, 2006

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

by warnhubb December 29, 2007

Banter

A term now applied to what was previously known as "Conversation" (if explicitly referred to at all) by a generation whose aspirations have been systematically lowered (due to endless hours of social networking and reality TV) to the point that events which occur naturally, everyday, everywhere are now praised and honoured as achievements.

"And then I put the pen back where I got it from"

"Lol BANTER"

*high five*

by Ehansen The Third January 4, 2012