barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

Blacking

Claiming that a character of ambiguous or null race is black, usually stating that people who think otherwise are racists or white supremacists (which is not usually the case at all).

"That character isn't black, stop blacking characters."

by Vanman23 November 3, 2020

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010