wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.

Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.

by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023

Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off

She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party

by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022

hotair balloon

Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.

Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.

by Svendervittle August 23, 2010

Balloon Sex

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.

I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.

by mykoala August 4, 2016

Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.

Female clowns give me balloon dick.

by dietcam September 20, 2015

balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.

There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.

by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015

Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.

I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.

by bawss nigga October 31, 2011