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Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night
by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018
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Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.
Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?
by mousefactors April 27, 2022
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hotair balloon

Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.
Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.
by Svendervittle August 23, 2010
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Balloon Sex

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.
I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.
by mykoala August 4, 2016
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balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
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Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.
Female clowns give me balloon dick.
by dietcam September 20, 2015
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