Batty Chirp

Batty Chirp is a derogatory comment to someone else, by means of giving them back chat.
Batty Chirp is also where someone is chatting blatant shit to you and you know that they are exaggerating or lying in order to make themselves seem better than you.

"Oi mate, don't be giving me any of that batty chirp!"
"Are you giving me batty chirp?"

by Benicassim August 16, 2011

battyface

Total and complete fucking utter idiot. First defined in the Tweakers.net IRC channel #coffeeshop by Suaver.

You total fucking battyface!

by Spaceqowboy October 13, 2006

up di batty

(v.) anal sex, buggery.

"Let's ave sum up di batty" said Eliturk to the cow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

Battyrumz

"gangster" tongue for "gay fight." Shortened from "Batty Rumble." Not neccessarily homosexual people fighting, but usually used when the fight includes people you do not particularly have respect for. Easier to say when shortened to "battarumz."

("Dont run no big-ups battarumz up in her.")
("Whats going on over there?" "Just some stupid gangster starting some battyrumz.")

by JimmyJohnson March 12, 2007

Battychup

A quick sexual thrill followed by great depression and dissapointment.

Person 1 "I had sex with that Paige girl last night"

Person 2 "Damn, that girl is such a Battychup."

by dannleh June 13, 2010

Batty fap

Bum wank.

Arse wank.

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.

by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012