Los Asesinos Negros

A group-chat of people who have dark humor and treat each other like shit, but are all still friends.

“Los Asesinos Negros is super active today!”

by LosAsesinosNegros December 5, 2020

Kyra Asher

Kyra Asher is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has a love for the ocean and she loves hard. You will never meet another girl quite like Kyra. She makes sure everyone around her is okay before herself. She always is overly generous and will give you her life savings just because you asked. She has a temper but it can easily be cured with some food. She is stunning in every way and can basically pull off any style. She doesn’t mind sticking up for the ones she loves by yelling. You’ll never find anyone as loyal, kind, and beautiful as Kyra Asher. Even though she’s a little bit stupid sometimes she will always try to be her best just for you.

“Look it’s Kyra Asher!! She looks so pretty today let’s go say hi!”

by Loverrrrboyyyyyy May 13, 2023

shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

Well... ashemeshare

What someone would say when they are content with what's going on around them or happy with an answer or idea.

P1. Your room is looking tidy
P2. Well... ashemeshare

P1. How was dinner?
P2. It was great.
P1. Well... ashemashare.

P1. We are going to the zoo today.
P2. Well... ashemashare

by Bat_Foz December 25, 2021

asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.

We went on holiday to Asbestos.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Asher

When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.

Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.

by Amy BZI February 15, 2009

Asher Roth

A rapper who sings in monotone and recycles instrumentation from other songs, and reaches the Top 10 on iTunes only because people are buying his music to make fun of how bad it is.

ME: My name is Asher.
PERSON: Oh, like the rapper!? :3
ME: NO GOD DAMN IT I HATE ASHER ROTH SO MUCH

by Orbockle Q. Archenfeather March 22, 2009