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jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.
by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009
mugGet the jew fairymug.

jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.
"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"
by oo-err August 27, 2008
mugGet the jew poomug.

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.
"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"
by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009
mugGet the jew sackmug.

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.
The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.
by NNNCO December 8, 2010
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jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.
"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009
mugGet the jew fivemug.

Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.
I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.
by Corks September 25, 2010
mugGet the Jew Shoutmug.

Jew Bone

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.
These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.
by Mahtzo Balz November 22, 2011
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