Jew Cave

A secret cave that Cartman and other Anti-Semites believe the Jews use to hide their cash and other treasure. From South Park Episode 1303

"Where did the money go? The answer is obvious my friends. It is the Jews! Covetous Jews, who have taken all our money and hoarded it for themselves. And hidden all the cash in some secret Jew Cave that they built, probably back in the early 60’s…" (S.P. Ep.1303)

by Johnny Neumonnic May 27, 2009

the eye of the jew

A special super power that only Jews have to look at someone and determine if the person is full of shit. A powerful stare that only a Jew can use to find the truth. Also known as Hebrew vision.

On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David often uses his superpower, the Eye of the Jew, to find out if someone is feeding him a line of BS.

by twinmama October 15, 2007

Jew Over

Similar to "Screw over", only pertaining exclusively to cheating someone out of their money.

"That used car dealer jewed me over!!!!"
"Dont F---ing jew me over on this, man."
Bernie Madoff likes to jew over people

by knights of bleccch January 17, 2011

Jew porn

Any publication or media involving commmerce or financial business.

Jacob cant get his work done because he cant stop looking at jew porn, he takes it wherever he goes.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Bear Jew

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat

1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.

by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 01, 2010

jew-smell

The aroma of the Hebrew origin. Often smells like loose change and week old matza

That Rabi had a strong jew-smell

by stankyjew October 24, 2013