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Alternative

(Not to be mistaken for the alternative music catagory)

a style of fashion often centred around DIY clothing, piercings, dyed hair, or band T-shirts

a loose umbrella term of subcultures, centred around fashion and or music, philosophical or political views, characterised by acting or presenting in a way to attempt reject or challenge present cultural norms
she is pretty alternative, she has so many piercings and for what?

he is quite the punk. Never really cared for that alternative stuff
by A. Bosanko May 30, 2025
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alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.
guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(
by anonymous May 4, 2024
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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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rock alternative

Basically its what people who listen to indie name punk, emo, current rock, punk pop,or screamo without knowing the names or actual music of those genres.
False description of Rock alternative: Panic! At The Disco
Actuality: Punk
by Mermaidhipster December 13, 2013
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