wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy

Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.

by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

wasted fuck

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.

Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.

by martin v January 22, 2004

Wasting time

Doing something that doesn't need to be done

Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time

by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016

Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011

Waste Yute

A youthful person that is a waste of time and space

Shaun: Juan is a waste yute. he’s a deadman when I catch him

by JuanTheWasteYute November 7, 2020