Sook von sucky

A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.

I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!

by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020

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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 2, 2020

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von guten

When someone blue darts and a partner licks the hole to ensure safety or induce sexual pleasure. More often performed as a sexual act.

I tried to von guten her but she wasn't able to produce sufficient power to get a satisfactory blue dart.

by PessimisticBhole May 19, 2020

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Von

Your name is Ivona, but you are doing TikTok trend because you are bored.

Von

by Zeleni pacov May 30, 2020

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VON

When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.

*hits blunt* Damn bro where you get th- VON from?

by cuddygang November 6, 2020

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How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

by sedclev April 17, 2017

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