Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

by Posttisshit June 14, 2020

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Stink Pony

poop

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.

by Emily Powers August 4, 2008

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

by watercrafter December 7, 2011

pony pool

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.

Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."

by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016

drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 22, 2014