Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 16, 2022

Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬

Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬

by ftzaIez April 07, 2023

Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 12, 2006