Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..

got any of Moses' murungi bro?

by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.

Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!

by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019

Moses

My boyfriend so back up bitch

Moses belongs to mirakle so walk away girl

by Miracles bf March 23, 2022