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High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.
When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker
by Danny2879 October 22, 2022
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Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018
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Cock blocker

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!
by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021
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sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.
Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.
My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.
by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018
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Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.
Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.
by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018
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