SAM

Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.

Awww man im doing terrible at COD right now.

Yeah i know, your really going sam.

by Alwind September 7, 2012

Sam

A guy who is fun and amazing and is a magnet to All girls

You are such a Sam

by Thatguy08 January 8, 2015

SAM

Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker

I am SAM.

I love to eat while I am totally SAM.

by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011

Sam

Sexy ass, whore, can make any guys plessure level increase in a second. Has all the guys around her dying. Though don't want to make her mad, she can fight.

Damn Sam you so fine. you so fine you blow my mind.

by Akuma266 January 20, 2011

Sam

One with the same of Sam normally eats Ham for breakfast.

Like in the book Sam I am. I will not eat green eggs and ham!

by Brianney March 29, 2008

Sam

(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.

Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.

by Lilya211 August 26, 2022

Sam

The smartes, strongest sexiest guy around that all the lady's are looking for

Please there I plenty of SAM To go around

by SAM G G February 1, 2015