ETHAN

Approaching someone with speed, followed by invasion of personal space and repeated pocking motions.

He did an „Ethan”

by lil boi 68 November 29, 2018

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe

I was walking then an ethan struck me.

by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019