Yo Tengo

Yo Tengo means "I have" in spanish. It's also something the YouTuber AlbertsStuff/Flamingo says in his video.s

Person 1: Hola
Person 2: yo tengo
Person 1: ¿Tienes lo?
Person 2:Tengo diarrea sanguinolenta

by Sazeer666 April 21, 2018

Yo momma

The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.

“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019

yo honah

How black people say, "Your honor"

Judge: And did you steal that man's bike?
Tyrone: I swear to god i didn't, yo honah!

by bruthermanjoe March 13, 2018

yo mumma

The ultimate insult. The pinnacle of purely and utterly annihilating one's asshole in an argument, a pure roast and toast, the end all be all of a bickering.

guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"

by woopek March 24, 2019

Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes

person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!

by e gay sports November 26, 2019

yo mum

Yo mum generally used in yo muma jokes to offend the other person

Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito

by Azza da spazza January 4, 2016

yo face

the ultimate comeback of Davie Fizzle; can be used in any situation and in any context; has no definate meaning or place in the english language; most effective when said in the "cartman" character voice.

Q: "What are we doing tonight?"
A: "YO FACE"
Q: "What's that caught in the garbage disposal?"
A: "YO FACE"

by Tab March 4, 2005