whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010

Red Wolpert

While during her period a woman inserts a tampon with no string attached and after a day of use, ask her spouse to go down and use his teeth to remove it.

When his wife broke both her arms she asked her spouse for a Red Wolpert to help her out

by CFLX May 26, 2010

Molly whopper

A term used to describe decay of society addicted to Molly

"Hey Chris, did you meet the nice neighbor next door?" "Yeah, she's a real Molly Whopper"

by Maga315 October 13, 2019

Whopper

A really attractive lassie from East Kilbride, the kind you'd see walking down the street but know you don't have a chance with.

A total ride.

Has a quality rack (hard to tell coz she continually refuses to get them out) and a cracking arse

Man she's a right whopper

by BigJock69 June 16, 2010

Whopper Jr.

My friend, Mr. D.W. Whopper's unit

At my party, my friend whipped out the Whopper Jr. for the ladies. Subsequently, they all left. Thanks dude.

by Big Chimpin' January 5, 2008

dilly whopper

An item you cannot recall the name of. Syn- thingamajigger can also be shortened to dilly or dills

"Hey have you seen a dilly whopper? I have got to put my hair up and I can't find any anywhere!" "Umm...no" "come on! I just bought a brand new card of hair dills"

by Strick's wife May 30, 2016