Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!

"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Gameless Wonder

1. One who only has the ability to get laid once a millenia.

2. Someone who can only hit on chicks that are either married, engaged, lesbian, or have a boyfriend.

Ryan is the gameless wonder, the last time he got any was with his Ex 3 years ago.

by Wingman 1369 January 6, 2007

one hit wonder

extremely potent marijuana: One good hit of it will get you very high. It's usually bright green and loaded with crystals...the best stuff you can get.

Take a puff of this one hit wonder...it's insane!

by Bentech January 5, 2005

Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass

Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder

by DraMatik July 1, 2009

Two Shot Wonder

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly

Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME

by PaRuski January 13, 2011

One Inch Wonder

Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.

"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."

"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."

by Joey935 April 1, 2015

Shirtless Wonder

Any man who poses for his pictures on Facebook shirtless, every time, without fail. Pictures usually taken with a cell phone in the bathroom mirror, or flexing for his friends. The only picture more annoying than this is the " Duck Face " photo.

Dude, check out the shirtless wonder she just added as a friend!

by annoyedchick February 20, 2011