Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

winterboyf

The boyfriend every girls wants, to keep them warm through the cold winter days

A: ...B, i'm cold and single.
B: I'll be your winterboyf ;)

by Shoodilybop October 19, 2010

Wintermission

An unseasonably low-temperatured day or days, sandwiched between two days of milder temperatures.

Did you see the forecast for next week? Looks like we're going to have a wintermission on Wednesday and Thursday.

by tinyvictories March 18, 2011

Winkelvoss

verb: Having been bested by a competitor, to then seek to gain through litigation what one was unable to achieve in the marketplace.

The twins wanted more money than the initially bargained for, so they winkelvossed Facebook, hoping a compliant judge would allow them to break their contract and sue for more.

by Sredni May 8, 2011

windel toe

Camel toe caused by the wind blowing a woman's dress tightly against her body.

That windel toe goes great with your outfit.

by germexican July 4, 2012

Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur

"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"

by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012