dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

wind your neck in

Don't take things personally; stop being so defensive.

Damn bro, you need to "wind your neck in!". Every dude who bumps into your shoulder ain't disrespecting you! Its Mardi Gras bro! I ain't tryna fight nobody! Damn!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

windacious

Extremely windy. Used often in Chicago's North side.

It's quite windacious today!

by Porkly Strawhouse April 15, 2007

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.

Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)

by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011

Windex Booty

When a girl wears spandex or yoga pants so tight that you can clearly see through the pants, in turn reveling their thong, panties, and boy shorts etc. Thus, giving the same appearance of a clean window in which it is easy to view through.

Roger: Damn! did you see the chick in the spandex?

Joe: yeahh dude she had windex booty!

by Clayton Jones November 26, 2011

Winbusted

When your windows phone keeps crashing or you bounce it off the wall,because no apps

I was winbusted again today because there was no app available for my windows phone but it is available on OTHER platforms

by JIRELAND April 21, 2017