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wet wilson

Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.
- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?

We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!
by D. Douglas October 21, 2013
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Ella Wilson

so gay that she can not physically function
"wow, ella wilsons gay radiates off her"
by ella wilson May 20, 2019
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dusty wilson

When you've got some chick (or dude, depending on your preference) sucking your dick, then you tell them to hold on because you have to pee/left the oven on/phone is ringing/whatever, then you stick your spit-slathered dong in the vacuum bag and come back and cockslap them as hard as you possibly can. Originally named for Wilford Brimley, but "Dusty Wilson" had a better ring to it.
-Dude, my girl just broke up with me after I gave her a dusty wilson.
-Well what do you expect? That shit's gross.
by sir dixon dongs March 23, 2011
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Rebel Wilson

Possibly the greatest Australian export to hit Hollywood! Starred in Pitch Perfect, Super Fun Night, Bridesmaids, The Wedge, Bogan Pride and Fat Pizza, also wrote and/or directed many of these titles.

There's two types of Rebel Wilson fans:
a) The Americans who think she's amazing but only know her as Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect or Super Fun Night.
b) The Aussies who still know her as Toula from Fat Pizza or Leanne the Pokie Chick from The Wedge, and think she's fucking epic for her work on Bogan Pride, Thank God You're Here and other great Australian comedy.
American Rebel Wilson fan: OMG I'm like, Rebel Wilson's biggest fan!
Australian Rebel Wilson fan: Yeah? Well where were ya when Leanne was playin' the pokies?!
by JustAnAussieRebelWilsonFan January 3, 2014
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Wilson’s school

a school full of gay dancers who have literal football pitches in front of them but use it for dance rehearsals and soggy biscuit. one pastime is queing up for buses
i’m a wilson’s school boy and i bring “smart” phones to rebel against the system. oh shit i’m late for soggy biscuit with the lads
by 95caprio October 23, 2017
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wilson style

when ur nose is broken as bad as actor ownen wilson.
Those fuckers broke my nose wilson style!
by the styler July 31, 2006
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