Whoopadillar

another way to admit a mistake, it is like saying shoot.

whoopadillar I missed my turn.

by Alex Montaloya April 8, 2012

whombus

(n.) plural-whombi. A ball-sack without a penis (nuts without a dick). This can be found in cancer patients or a loser who are not cool enough to have an extra appendage, or an idiot who chopped his dick off. A whombus can also be referred to as a flying whombus, due to its close resemblance of the flying wombat animal. A reverse whombus would then be a penis with no nut-sack. A whombus is a highly hilarious deformity that should be used against a whombus owner regularly. Notable historical figures such as GWB and John Humphrey Noyes were credited with having whombi.

Bret:"Dude, that guy walks a little funny."
Matt:"That's because he has a whombus, dipshit."
Bret:" Is it a flying whombus?"
Matt:"Yes, dipshit."

by Mr. Whombus 69 August 19, 2012

Whomie

A person who'd be your homie if they could get over your flawed grammar.

I'd probably have been promoted by now if my boss wasn't a whomie.

by lilrut June 4, 2015

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?

Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?

by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear

Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.

by Yaxal March 4, 2018

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Whimpu

noun
a person who is both timid, but also a total simply.

boy 1: have you heard. Jack is simping after Zoie.
boy 2: oh yeah he's such a whimpu!

by primester November 3, 2020