The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
Get the Welcome to Fucktown!mug. 
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
Get the Detroit welcomemug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.6.7.6.0.>Welcome TO Exclamation States Of New York Of THe United states Of AMerica<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
Get the Welcome to the suckmug. Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the You're welcomemug. 1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood December 22, 2015
Get the Welcome to Washingtonmug.