Waste of time

I won't describe what means "Waste of time", because it is a waste of time.

This definition is a waste of time.
I'm wasting time writing this, and now you're realizing you are wasting time reading this.
What a waste of time.

by Gaetano96 December 18, 2014

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018

White Girl Wasted

Singing along enthusiastically to "Call Me Maybe" while pointing at people during the "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" part. After the song ends, you start telling your friends (and people you just met) how much you love them. Then you steal some wings off of a strangers table while they're in the bathroom (probably along with their beer). The next morning you realize you were texting your ex the whole night and accidentally made out with a lesbian.

Cara is always getting white girl wasted

by stephi October 27, 2012

Waste of Oxygen

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton is a Waste of Oxygen. He is everything that is wrong with America manifested into a human being

John: Hey Jane! Did you see the post the Waste of Oxygen made?

Jane: Yes He is the Anti Christ

by The Deplorable October 12, 2016

Toxic Waste

Toxic Waste is a type of sour sweet that comes in what looks like a small yellow plastic barrel and costs £1. Inside the container, there are many individually wrapped sweets that come in the following flavours - BLack CHerry, Blue Raspberry, Lemon, Apple and Watermelon. Unfortunately, you only ever seem to get one rasperry and one melon per pack. They irritate your mouth if you eat too many in a short space of time, but they are rather addictive.

Oh my GOD ! I just ate 6 toxic waste in a row !! They are sooo good ! But...now I feel as though the top of my mouth has been skinned....I need some bonjela......

by Lovecat December 15, 2008

Waste of blood and organs

Any individual who, through either their actions or their very nature, simply does not justify the air they displace.

Jim: Ted you're so useless, you really are an utter waste of blood and organs.
Ted: Oh... *Looks dejected and slinks out of the room*

by Papa_Smee February 3, 2008

Dirty Walter

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.

Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter.

by Ft Campbell July 20, 2008