walking orgasm

a person so hot physically that you almost have an orgasm just looking at them.

That chick was a walking orgasm!

by longhornfan118 July 12, 2006

Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.

Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.

by Dumas January 7, 2007

walking matress

another word for Hoe, Slut, one who sleeps with people more than they work

"Here comes the walking matress, wonder whos sleeping on her today?

by Soulja Boy October 31, 2007

binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

by Mers1 October 13, 2008

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

Port Washington

origin of the word napes

"Port Washington...isn't that where Napes comes from?'

Napes
Definition: no
Learn it. Use it. Spread it.

by DStix July 6, 2006