Winskell

A particularly vengeful form of tagnut which entwines itself with such adhesive force in the hairs encircling the clacker of its victim that industrial cutting equipment is required in order to facilitate its removal. A derivation of winnit

Rumours are rife that Hilary Clinton's remarkable facial expression on hearing the results in New Hampshire was not, as originally thought, due to uncontrolled delight but the result of an untimely onslaught of the winskells

by John Pratt January 17, 2008

Kate Winslet

A beautiful english actress from reading, who has magnificently portrayed many characters such as Rose Dewitt Bukater in 'Titanic', and Hanna Schimtz in 'The Reader' (which she won the academy award 'best actress' for). She is a truly inspiring actress and is a generally lovely person.

Did you see "Kate Winslet" in Titanic? She was amazing!

by Nigel58 April 24, 2013

Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics

Amber Heard's Innocence confirmed by (Winston Churchill) British ex-prime minister's wife Cherie Blair, Jennifer Robinson (lawyer of Julian Assange), Justice Nicol on Nov 2, 2020 (same day of American elections), UK Safety Tech, UK LGBT Equality, UK Stop Hate, and by Queen Elizabeth of the Crown's coercive control laws made to help women.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.

Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.

Propaganda may show Winston Churchill using a peace symbol and a cigar at Amber Heard while Adam Waldman CCs Elon Musk before his Twitter was suspended, but the REAL Winston Churchill (i'm not a bot!) is Smiling with Peace symbol as the Sir Tech of London. Social Bots be gone!
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo

by Agent Genius May 17, 2021

winstick

1) A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, more awesome. A beating from the winstick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Winsticks are rumoured to come from WinTrees, which in turn can be found clumped together in winforests. These forests are said to be full of win.

#winstick is the opposite of FML.

2) A great Burrito.

1) Bridgett just got hit with the winstick, now she has a new car!

2) What was that weapon Donatello used? Oh yeah, a win stick.

3) I'm hungry, want to head to the mission and get some winsticks?

by losercats April 20, 2009

winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

by pistol95 May 5, 2010

winston pratt

Winston is a piece of shit drug user. He is lazy and does not even love himself.. Let alone anyone else. Chicks beware!

I bet that dude on the corner is a Winston Pratt

by HatesCrackheads October 6, 2011

winston monkey rage

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.

The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

by PoshLord May 30, 2016