white whine

A complaint made by an overprivileged white person, most commonly an American.

Examples of white whine:

“I hate that Fiji water is square-shaped. It won’t fit in my cup holder.” - Andy

“Grrrr. My Tumblr account won’t stay signed-in on my Blackberry.” - Justine Bateman

by obuibo March 3, 2009

White Male

The people from Europe with the X and Y chromosomes. They are blamed for everything that's wrong with the world and are being shamed for things they did hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Black Kid: I like being a black female.
White Kid: That's nice.
White Kid: I like being a white male.
Black Kid: Racist and sexist.

by SuburbDictionary July 2, 2017

White Folks' Crack

coffee

I'm going off to the coffee shop to get some White Folks' Crack !!

by karoline* January 16, 2009

White Shirt

A slang term for the supervising officers (sergeants, lieutenants, etc) in jail due to them usually wearing white button down shirt as opposed to the black shirt guards wear.

"White shirt on the block, clean up."

by lycopsycho January 5, 2014

White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.

Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."

by WilliamClinton6969 April 4, 2015

white russian

n.
A drink made of vodka, Kaluha, and milk.

The Dude's favorite beverage is a white russian.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011